Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Muthafucking Christmas, Ho! Ho, ho... no!

Merry Christmas one and all! Merry Muthafucking Christmas!
I hope this day finds you happy and in good health, festive and forgiving of times past.
Here in Dustbowl, U.S.A., things are bland if not downright dead. Exhaustion is the theme of the day as, after playing host to Mr. Claus, I went to bed at 2:00 A.M., only to be awoken at 5:00 A.M. Can you say tired, boys and girls? I knew you could. And the pisser is that as much as I want to lay down for a few minutes of shut eye, I can't because the kids are milling about the roost. To add to the misery, I need to get up at 6:00 A.M. tomorrow in order to pack my wife on to an airplane bound for much colder weather. What do you do, though? The kids had a great time. They appear to be excited about their new stash of much anticipated gifts, and the food was above par which is more than one can ask for on so little sleep. Ah, such is the life of a dedicated family man.
On an entirely different note: The day has been topsy-turvy. Once I finally woke up I struggled through the better part of the morning and early afternoon with some as yet realized issues. I'm not going to dig too much into them today primarily because I don't want to step back into that heaping pile of boo-hoo-poo. Likewise, it's not worth the risk of damaging the remainder of the family's day because I am feeling... down. No, I think I will simply tuck this one away like a well rehearsed transvestite (think about it for a minute... TUCK!) and await a night of well needed rest.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS...Hey, I have a concern...uhmmmm, did you forget to put cookies and milk out for Santa...because I was noticing that your 'portrait' of him looked a little, well skinny!! I can totally see shirking the mail man, the lawn guy hell even the pizza delivery guy for heaven sake, but pleeeeeeze NOT SANTA! Thank you for your time...Sincerely your Auntie lol :)

11:18 PM  

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